so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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