Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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