I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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