Already got asked if we're dating
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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