i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize