Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Drunk is not a location!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
