like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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