We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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