Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
The ass gains better be worth it
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