Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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