we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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