what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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