On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
They are going to name an STD after you.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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