I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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