This is not my ceiling
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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