Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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