He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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