Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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