idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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