I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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