That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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