Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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