I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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