After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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