She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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