Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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