too bad you live with your parents still
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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