You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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