and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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