everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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