I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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