doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we have officially lost it.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
FUCK WHALES
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