I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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