Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
