i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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