I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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