I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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