He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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