never play flip cup with pint glasses
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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