I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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