lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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