Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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