this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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