I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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