my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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