Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Randomize