Ambien. No doubt about it.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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I need you to use more vowels.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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