Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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