hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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