what if every blade of grass was a penis?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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