Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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I just found puke in my bra..
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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