Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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I love having hate sex.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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