yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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