No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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