"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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